HYDRA

It started, as most terrible ideas do, at 2 AM staring at a Discord channel.

Someone had linked DamnBruh — a slither.io clone built on Solana where you wager real money. You buy in with SOL, control a worm on a shared battlefield, eat pellets, kill other players by making them crash into your body, and cash out whenever you want. If your head hits another worm's body or the boundary wall, you die and lose everything.

My first thought: this is degenerate gambling disguised as a video game.

My second thought: what if I automated it?

Not one bot. Twelve. Running 24/7 on a Mac Mini under my desk. Each with a different personality, a different strategy, a different risk tolerance. Some aggressive hunters going for kills. Some conservative scalpers cashing out at the first sign of profit. Some complete psychopaths who almost never cash out and just try to get as big as possible before inevitably dying.